sociopathic-wizarding-tribute:
Why is the toilet water blue?
Barbie, luv. You don’t prepare food in the bathroom. Think of all the germs.
What the hell is on her head? That is a TERRIBLE headband…
Barbie, how’d you get blood on your sleeve if your sleeves are pushed up?
Barbie, honey, you really shouldn’t leave the lid up with a fishbowl right over it. He could jump in.
Barbie what the fuck are you wearing.
Barbie, consider getting your bathroom tiled. The water will ruin the floorboards.
Barbie, honey, why is your medicine cabinet over your tub you put it over your sink.
Barbie. Barbie. Barbie. No curtains IN YOUR BATHROOM. What if someone see’s you peeing? Ew.
(Source: thatinsignificantother, via homoeroticismforthewin)
