skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

Marry me.

(Source: deanwincherter, via rrrowr)

We’re genetically identical-or whatever. It’s actually kinda cool.

(Source: alisonhendrix, via melisandre)

fiftyshadesofgravy:

itslaurenslife:

keepme—wherethelightis:

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

This.

THANK YOU

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

(Source: crazzle, via original-sarah-manning)

heathyr:

weredoc:

The Toyota commercial just came on and I’m screaming

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO EVEN THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!

(via pembroke)

KNOWING WHO YOU ARE IS HALF THE BATTLE: babylizard: ok let me talk for a minute about why i think the word... →

babylizard:

ok let me talk for a minute about why i think the word “transtrender” is so gross and harmful to trans* and queer people in general

the meaning of the word transgender literally is just identifying as a gender other than the one you were designated at birth. there are no other…

bramblepatch:

Basically if you are not deeply critical of your own creative endeavors at least some of the time, you are probably either Gilderoy Lockhart or Steven Moffat.

(via obsessionisaperfume)

At the beginning of Fireflies when/how Derek says “That wasn’t part of the plan.”, was I the only one that was “Well, fuck, Derek and Stiles have been spending waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time together.”?

anoncentral:

The American Justice System - zoom pic > read it > share it everywhere you can.

(via prince-vermin)

Has anyone else noticed that Scott has answered his phone every single time this season?  

I’m so proud; he’s all grown up.

(Source: orphanblacktv, via original-sarah-manning)

The worst thing about Teen Wolf is that continuity is so bad sometimes that we can’t be certain whether all the disappearance/reappearance stuff is based in continuity issues or Jeff trying to be mystical-magickal.

"A lot of the time when you tell someone that you’re bisexual, they ask for your credentials. They ask how many men have you dated? How many women have you dated? Which one do you prefer? Which one have you had more sex with? These are incredibly personal questions that you wouldn’t ask a straight or gay person, but bisexuality has “less validity” so we get asked all these stupid, intimate questions. And if you don’t want to answer then someone will make assumptions about you but if you do answer, and the fact is out of the three people you fucked two of them are one gender and one of them is the other then people will decide whether you are gay or straight, they’ll make the decision for you."

Bisexual Credentials-RitchandFamous (via drragonstone)

(Source: rainbowbreathingbisexual, via lupegarou)

Kira, your mother couldn’t be here right now.
Why?
Because she is out there right now doing something very brave.
Shes making sure everything is safe so you two can be together.

(Source: orphanblak, via original-sarah-manning)

tentacle-made:

OMG SOMEONE HOLD ME A ELEMENTARY/MIDDLE SCHOOL IS INTERVIEWING ME TO POTENTIALLY BE THEIR PART-TIME ART TEACHER AND I’M FREAKING OUT AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK ME OFF OF THIS LEDGE BECAUSE WHO EVEN THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA AND I’M GOING TO TOTALLY BE AWFUL AND MESS THEM UP BEYOND BELIEF AND I’M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE OMG WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE

So, I’ve been looking at the school’s stie, and I’m thinking that this is not remotely going to be a fit.  So—the pressures off a bit?